Saturday, September 17, 2011

Forced Into an iPhone

So I was a blackberry guy for many, many years and many, many styles. Then one day I switched to an iPhone, not really sure why, at the time, other than I wanted to have the latest and greatest. After about a month and a half, I hated the iphone so much that I sold it and went back to blackberry.

Fast Forward a few years....

I discovered the world of Droid and was HOOKED. I ditched the blackberry and had 3 different Droid phones, all of which I loved. Out of those 3, I sold one to upgrade and the other 2 were lost (stolen, but I'm trying to be more positive in life....yea, STOLEN, some sorry bastard, low life, piece of shit stole 2 Droids from me, oops, I drifted there for a second) so after the second one was....ahem....lost, I decided I was not buying another phone. My work supplied me with a cell phone and it was free. That lasted all of 3 or 4 months.

Fast Forward to today....

After being spoiled by Droid and the whole "connected" lifestyle, I REALLY needed to get another phone and move on. The thing is, every phone I wanted was at the very least, $500. I wanted a new phone but I am sorta greedy with my money for phones now that my last 2, highly expensive phones were.....ahem....lost. So I wander by the AT&T store and see that they have the iphone for fairly cheap with a new contract. I fight the urge but in the end I caved in.

I sincerely hope this time around, I like the iphone a little bit. Hopefully it will help me forget about my 2....ahem....lost Droids that I loved. I feel cheap, like I sold out. I never wanted an iPhone simply because everyone else in the world had one......now here I am, a reluctant iphone owner....again.

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Mothers Day Tradition

So I have this thing where on Mothers Day, I get a new vehicle. It started when I was married to the most evil woman in the world, The Devil, the Epitome of Evil, The Nightmare. That lying, deceiving, thieving, pathetic excuse for a wife And because I know she hates it....and I love ANYTHING that she hates, I made sure to keep the tradition alive this year and for the 3rd time overall. My new riiiiiiiiiiiiide!!

Happy Mothers Day SATAN!!!

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Sunday, January 2, 2011

My New Theme Song.....




Dressed head to toe black on black,
three bunnies in the back of my Cadillac.
With me it's gonna be a good story to tell;
cash, grass and ass on the highway to hell.
Be careful what you wish for when you dream

I make the good girls bad, and bad girls worse;
nice guys are last 'cause I’m always first.
I’m a freak show sucker for how it feels;
turn the girl next door into hell on heels.
I’m red-white-blue tattooed and just don’t care;
I’m your all American nightmare.

If you wanna run away I can give you a ride,
I’m a one way ticket to your darker side.
And come with me, baby let's lose some sleep.
But don’t mistake me for a dream.

I make the good girls bad, and bad girls worse;
nice guys are last 'cause I’m always first.
I’m a freak show sucker for how it feels;
turn the girl next door into hell on heels.
I’m red-white-blue tattooed and just don’t care;
I’m your all American nightmare.

They're tryin' to lock me up and throw away the key,
but they're never gonna hold down a freak like me.
I'm an outcast, smoking grass living for speed,
and I got anything you want
but nothing that you need.

(stick to me baby)

I make the good girls bad, and bad girls worse;
nice guys are last 'cause I’m always first.
I’m a freak show sucker for how it feels;
turn the girl next door into hell on heels.
I’m red-white-blue tattooed and just don’t care;
I’m the all American nightmare.
I’m the all American nightmare
I’m the all American nightmare
And I got nothing that you need.