Thursday, February 26, 2009


So I've been kinda slack in my blog posts and I have a perfectly good explanation. Here's the thing...I've really become accustomed to using my cell phone (can we even call them phones) for just about ANYTHING computer related. I get all of my email on it, I handle paying bills with it thru web sites, I surf the internet, watch videos, text, twitter, etc, etc, etc. I use my BlackBerry for everything now and to be honest, I rarely get on my computer or laptop at all. Now here's my dilemma LOL....I can't really figure out how to blog with it yet, sure I can post words but as far as inserting links, adding video, making certain text bold when I need to, etc, etc...I am so far, limited on blogging from my phone. So that's my excuse!

I promise to work diligently on sorting out the issue and correcting it soon....and for the 3 people who actually read my blog...THANKS! LMAO!!

Monday, February 23, 2009


Another installment in the "Things that make Randy Laugh Category. Enjoy!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Sharing is Caring

So I decided to share one of my favorite links with you today. Although I catch flack from my guy friends when they learn I like this site, because they say it's a "chick site" I still read it every single day, regardless of what anyone thinks....I've never been the type to change the way I think or the things I like based on what others say, and in a way....reading other peoples "secrets" makes me feel a little less fucked up than the rest of the world, and that's ok with me.

POSTSECRET <--- click the link, dummy!

So whether this becomes a regular site for you, or a 1 time thing...enjoy it and remember who sent you, cause I RULE!!!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

I'm Evil....Ok Maybe Just a Bit Mean

So I go to 7-11 to grab something to drink today, I pull in, I park. As I am getting out of my car I notice this lady standing by the door, seemingly waiting for something. She's dressed fairly nice with some kind of long animal coat....I have no idea what kind of fur it is. So I get to the door and as I put my hand on the handle she steps forward. I look at her and she gives me this shitty look and clears her throat.....Apparently she was waiting for someone to hold the door for her...What the hell?!?!

So I'm filling my cup at the fountain and she's at the counter. She's being snooty with the clerk (who is cool and gives me free refills) and just going out of her way, it seems, to be a bitch....She was complaining about something "sticky" on the water she was buying, she was complaining about the smell in the store???, stupid shit like that, just being a total BITCH for no apparent reason, other than she thinks she's better than the rest of the world....yea, THAT type.

So I'm waiting behind her to pay for my items, wondering if she's going to open the door herself, or wait for someone else....cause I sure as hell aint doing it...we'll stand in that store until next winter if it's up to me. She gathers her things and walks towards the door, she opens it herself and goes out. I look at the clerk and we both start talking about the lady when we hear a scream, more like a surprise/shock scream.....we look outside and the nice lady had slipped and fallen. The ground was really wet, so her nice animal coat was soaked, her water was rolling down the parking lot and I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!! As I left the store, she was just getting up and was apparently crying or about to cry, she says to me...I can't believe they don't clean these parking lots, my coat is ruined...I looked right in her face and said to her.....DINKIN FLICKA!!!!! and got in my car and left.

Friday, February 13, 2009

5 Jams On My iPod Today

Kevin Rudolf (ft. NAS) - N.Y.C. - This kid is blowin up. He's most popularly known for the song Let It Rock, but the kid got skillz...His whole album is good.

NWA - Straight Outta Compton - Damn! I went a little old school on this one, but there's no denying NWA was the shit!

Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love - This has to be one of the greatest remakes ever and the video kicks ass too.

U2 - Beautiful Day - It's Friday....Every Friday is a beautiful day! Besides U2 is in my top 5 all time favorite bands.

Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started - Seriously? Who don't like the BEP? Will I Am is brilliant!

Thursday, February 12, 2009


So these guys at work have been trying to get me to watch this shit called "2 girls, 1 cup" for a while now so that they can film my reaction and there's just no way it's gonna happen. I've heard the stories about it, I've watched the "reactions" to people seeing it for the first time. I even went as far as to watch like the first 10 seconds of it. There's NO WAY I can look at it. I KNOW, I KNOW...the rule is...if you click "play" you MUST watch it all....but that shit buckled me at the core and I can't do it! I'm cursed with the worlds weakest stomach. So bad that all my friends say and do gross shit just to watch me's comedy to them. The slightest sick shit will set me off too...a fart, the sight of any kind of shit (which is why I don't own animals), puke, snot, anything like that....I even struggle watching my favorite shows like CSI when a jacked up body pops up...And I actually have friends who do nasty shit just to trigger my gag thing....bastards! So it's 110% safe to say that the whole story of "2 girls, 1 cup" will NEVER be seen by my eyes, and that's a FACT! I can't do it!

If you've never heard of it or never seen it, the rule must NOT research it at all! When you watch it, you MUST watch the entire thing. I tried, I failed good luck! It's really hard to find online since it's been deemed the most filthy and inappropriate video ever and posting it bring all kinds of issues....but if you're a glutton for punishment...I have a working link to the video, so hit me up.

Here's some of my favorite reactions to it.

My LEAST Favorite Subject

Before you read any further and start sending me hate mail, know that I am NOT Atheist, I'm Agnostic. I'm a realist. I believe in SCIENCE. I believe that if the 5 senses can't pick it up...IT'S NOT REAL!

A co-worker and I got into a bit of a heated debate, OK it wasn't a co-worker it was more of someone who can be considered "my boss" over the worst subject ever, religion! Now when the conversation started, I tried my best to back out of it. Like all cult members, this person got offended and wanted to talk about how I should feel. So against my better judgment and because I HATE it when "they" try to cram it down my throat, I debated...and when it was done, the "believer" couldn't run away fast enough....Guess it had something to do with never being able to debate this subject with me because I will kick your ass at it...I'm just saying. I find it funny that I never judge those who believe in different beliefs, but as soon as they know I don''s an issue. I'll put it out there right now...Christianity is a CULT!!! I was raised Catholic and as an adult I could never understand why I need to "confess" my sins to another human being who, in all likelihood, sins himself or herself...Nobody is perfect, right?

Anyway....I love all of my friends, and they are all of different religions. We have an understanding...Don't ask, Don't tell and leave Randy the fuck alone when it comes to it because if you don't he's going to hurt your feelings! I should just direct all those who want to discuss the matter to this George Carlin clip.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009


So I've never really told anyone that I am a HUGE fan of the show Smallville. If you're not familiar with it, it's the origins of Superman as a young man. The show started with Clark Kents freshman year in high school. It's now in Season 8 and is awesome. What they've done with the Superman characters is kick ass. They've modernized them and made em cool again. To see the the Justice League along with all the villains is really cool. Not to mention the way they show how Superman discovered his powers 1 by 1, it's season 8 and he still doesn't know he can fly. He doesn't even have the Superman costume yet...good stuff!

I'm currently watching season 7 and Supergirl just debuted...WHOA! To say she's UBER HOT would be an understatement.

Here are some of the other characters that have debuted...

Green Arrow



Justice League - Impulse, Green Arrow, Clark Kent, Aquaman, Cyborg

That's just a few of the more frequently used characters. Martian Manhunter is a regular now, and Black Canary debuted this season. So far not many popular villains, other than Lex Luthor have been used, but a lot of "Villains of the Week" are used.

Friday, February 6, 2009

One Word

USING ONLY ONE WORD! It's not as easy as you might think! Copy and change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. I found this on LORA'S BLOG... and you know, it's really not all that easy. Not tagging anyone, but feel free to do it!

1. Where is your cell phone? Pocket

2. Birth order? Huh?

3. Last thing you ate? Gum

4. Your mother? Deceased

5. Your father? Awesome

6. Your favorite? Pie!!!

7. Your dream last night? None

8. Your favorite drink? Caffeinated

9. Your dream/goal? Happiness

10. What room you are in? outside

11. Your hobby? Sports

12. Your fear? Failure

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Vegas

14. Where were you last night? Home

15. Something that you aren't? Shy

16. Muffins? boobies?

17. Wish list item? Electronic

18. Where you grew up? Vegas

19. Last thing you did? Court

20. What are you wearing? Clothes

21. Your TV? BIG!

22. Your pets? None

23. Friends? Awesome

24. Your life? Challenging

25. Your mood? Annoyed

26. Missing someone? definitely

27. Car? Sufficient

28. Something you're not wearing? Tie

29. Your favorite store? Sports

30. Your favorite color? Green

33. When is the last time you laughed? Today

34. Last time you cried? 2000

35. Who will resend this? Unknown

36. One place that I go to over and over? Work

Sunday, February 1, 2009

For The Record!!!


To make it simple.....