So I have this thing where on Mothers Day, I get a new vehicle. It started when I was married to the most evil woman in the world, The Devil, the Epitome of Evil, The Nightmare. That lying, deceiving, thieving, pathetic excuse for a wife And because I know she hates it....and I love ANYTHING that she hates, I made sure to keep the tradition alive this year and for the 3rd time overall. My new riiiiiiiiiiiiide!!
Happy Mothers Day SATAN!!!