Ok so me and a friend have always had this discussion and he (nor anyone else) can seem to wrap their head around why I think tourettes syndrome is fucking hilarious. Ok so I'm an asshole....I'm cruel and mean....but it's still some funny shit...I mean c'mon....fits of random profanity, out of nowhere twitching and flopping, the always unexpected, loud gruntmoanscream.....It's fucking FUNNY!!!! If I had to have a disease, I'd definitely pick tourettes. Can you imagine a man with tourettes writing a personal ad? I can....it'd go something like this....
Subject: SHITFARM PUSSYFUCK hi
I have tourette's syndrome and am prone to breaking out in HORSEHUFFER COCKKOCKER fits of profanity. That aside, I am ASSPLOWER BALLSUCKER still looking for a woman to treat me TITWIGGLING DONGBLASTER right and vice versa.
Do these CLITSLAMMING ASSMASTER ads really work? Just curious....
I'm a JIZZSNACKER COWCOCK 30 something year old white male, with WIENER MASTER QUEEFEATER blue eyes, a sensitive disposition, and good heart.
Please help this MOTORFUCKER POOPIEPANTS brother out?
And that, my friends is why tourettes DEFINITELY goes in the "Things that make Randy Laugh" hall of fame!! You KNOW you laughed so stop hating on me!!