So I have this friend, who lives in a different time zone. I've been warning her that one night, randomly, I will proceed to call and text her over and over again, for the sole purpose of waking her up from a sound night sleep. I've held off for a perfect time, and tonight was that perfect time.
You see, I KNEW she got HAMMERED last night and was probably hurtin for certain and REALLY needed to get that quality sleep so she can work tomorrow. So I patiently waited all day, knowing full well I would set my master plan in action very, very late. So at about 2am her time, while she was getting that much needed recovery sleep....I called her like 5 times, leaving voicemail so her phone would beep, and texting her. I knew she MUST leave her phone on for work purposes and I was banking on her cell phone alerts for voicemail and text messages were active and loud. I didn't disappoint myself...It was beautiful. Here's her replies to my shenanigans, no more than 5 minutes after I left 5 voicemails and 5 text messages...obviously she's awake now LMAO!
Text # 1 - "Duuuuuude u pickd the WORST day 2 do this. Thanks LOL"
Text #2 - "U have no clue just how fukd up it is. U timed it perfectly. I am forced to hate you now".
Mission accomplished!! I sooooooo RULE!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!