So I have this friend, who lives in a different time zone. I've been warning her that one night, randomly, I will proceed to call and text her over and over again, for the sole purpose of waking her up from a sound night sleep. I've held off for a perfect time, and tonight was that perfect time.
You see, I KNEW she got HAMMERED last night and was probably hurtin for certain and REALLY needed to get that quality sleep so she can work tomorrow. So I patiently waited all day, knowing full well I would set my master plan in action very, very late. So at about 2am her time, while she was getting that much needed recovery sleep....I called her like 5 times, leaving voicemail so her phone would beep, and texting her. I knew she MUST leave her phone on for work purposes and I was banking on her cell phone alerts for voicemail and text messages were active and loud. I didn't disappoint myself...It was beautiful. Here's her replies to my shenanigans, no more than 5 minutes after I left 5 voicemails and 5 text messages...obviously she's awake now LMAO!
Text # 1 - "Duuuuuude u pickd the WORST day 2 do this. Thanks LOL"
Text #2 - "U have no clue just how fukd up it is. U timed it perfectly. I am forced to hate you now".
Mission accomplished!! I sooooooo RULE!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
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Look....I warned her, She KNEW it was coming. It's not my fault that I'm a master strategist. I fucking RULE!!! To make up for it, I'm sending her a box of cheese to go with her WHINE!
I honestly have to give you credit, it was damn funny. I really didn't think you'd actually do something like this. Lesson fuckin learned, dude. I paid for it Tuesday though, Monday not so bad. You know what you can do with that cheese though.
thats the best part of that freakin movie! me and karnell fast forward to that part every time!
LOL. Perfect clip for that post. (I'm her sis by the way)
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