Monday, July 14, 2008

10 Signs That You're A FUNDAMENTALIST Christian

February 12, 2008

I don't typically have a problem with a person or their religious beliefs, however, some members of the Christianity cult feel the need to cram things down your throat. I typically don't post religious blogs or publicly debate religion, however, some members of the Christian cult bring out the evil in me. This is MYspace, not YOURspace....yeah somewhere on MYspace it plainly says "I'm Agnostic" so evidently that opens the door for members of the Christian cult to attempt to sway my beliefs or lack thereof. Now while I don't believe in judging people based on their religious beliefs, some assholes just need to be checked from time to's my little way of keeping the world balanced. So today I get a message from a "devout Christian" on how they are concerned about me and the fact that if I don't change my Agnostic beliefs, I will burn in hell. So I've just spent the last 20 minutes or so writing a reply to this FUNDAMENTALIST Christian who thought it was a good idea to challenge me.....blogs like this are typically reserved for my private blog simply because I don't judge or choose my friends based on their religion and publicly posting things like this generally tend to rub SOME people the wrong way....since the message sent to me via comment (I deleted it) for the whole world to see....I figured it was only fitting to reply for the whole world to see.

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

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