Ocho F'N Cinco?? Are You KIDDING Me?!?!

So another NFL season is upon us and all I can think of is...THANK GOD FOR COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!!

The joke that is the NFL has yet ANOTHER clown in it's circus. As if having Terrell Owens in the NFL isn't the worst thing EVER....We now have Chad Ocho Cinco formerly known as Chad Johnson. Yes...this ASSHOLE legally changed his name to reflect his jersey number of 85. What's unbelievably fucking hillarious is that Ocho Cinco isn't 85...it's 8, 5....85 is ochenta y cinco. What if this retard gets traded or goes to another team and someone else on that team already has #85? Will he then change his name to Ocho Cinco No Mas? Why did he do this? Well for obvious reasons of it's all about ME...He wanted the name on his jersey to say Ocho Cinco instead of Johnson. What a JACKASS!!

This is the problem with the NFL. It makes me SICK! The selfishness and overall lack of TEAM that lies within players deemd as "stars". Chad Johnson plays ON A TEAM yet all he cares about is himself. What's even worse is a so called PROFESSIONAL football franchise actually writes a check to this asshole for millions of dollars then sends him out on the field every Sunday to show his ass. How can a TEAM or a LEAGUE allow a guy a job when he CLEARLY doesn't give a fuck about the NFL, The Cincinnati Bengals, or the fans in general? How does the team or the NFL NOT fine this assclown? What's even worse, the GREED of the league will have him in the starting lineup, probably scoring a touchdown or 2 and then doing what? Acting like a fucking tool in the end zone, bringing attention to himself rather than his TEAM. Do the Bengals actually wonder why they SUCK? I'd love to be the owner of this team, it would be worth it to pay Chad and never allow him a single play on the field. I'd sit his ass on the bench and never let him see a down. I know you may be thinking...I'd cut him or trade him.....but the GREED of the NFL would just move this asshole to another team who will allow his antics. Sit his ass out an entire year OR until he drops the rediculous name change and TAKE the spotlight away. When he speaks out about it, FINE HIM!! This is why the NFL sucks! It's all about the dollar and not about the sport....thank God for College Football.....with any luck Chad Ocho Cinco will get hit by a fucking bus!!!! Do us a favor and change your name to "Soy un idiota egoísta" It'll be a much better fit!