Saturday, February 21, 2009

I'm Evil....Ok Maybe Just a Bit Mean

So I go to 7-11 to grab something to drink today, I pull in, I park. As I am getting out of my car I notice this lady standing by the door, seemingly waiting for something. She's dressed fairly nice with some kind of long animal coat....I have no idea what kind of fur it is. So I get to the door and as I put my hand on the handle she steps forward. I look at her and she gives me this shitty look and clears her throat.....Apparently she was waiting for someone to hold the door for her...What the hell?!?!

So I'm filling my cup at the fountain and she's at the counter. She's being snooty with the clerk (who is cool and gives me free refills) and just going out of her way, it seems, to be a bitch....She was complaining about something "sticky" on the water she was buying, she was complaining about the smell in the store???, stupid shit like that, just being a total BITCH for no apparent reason, other than she thinks she's better than the rest of the world....yea, THAT type.

So I'm waiting behind her to pay for my items, wondering if she's going to open the door herself, or wait for someone else....cause I sure as hell aint doing it...we'll stand in that store until next winter if it's up to me. She gathers her things and walks towards the door, she opens it herself and goes out. I look at the clerk and we both start talking about the lady when we hear a scream, more like a surprise/shock scream.....we look outside and the nice lady had slipped and fallen. The ground was really wet, so her nice animal coat was soaked, her water was rolling down the parking lot and I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!! As I left the store, she was just getting up and was apparently crying or about to cry, she says to me...I can't believe they don't clean these parking lots, my coat is ruined...I looked right in her face and said to her.....DINKIN FLICKA!!!!! and got in my car and left.


LoraLoo said...

LMAO!!! A perfect example of instant Karma.

jiggins said...

Is this another OFFICE reference? Why do I feel like it is?

Nik said...

ROFL!! OMG You have to go back to 7-11 and see if they'll give you a copy of the video footage.